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Friday, July 21, 2006

I was rummaging through my trusty "Nuggets of Knowledge for Commodious Contemplation" when this caught my eye.

"Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom."
-Candice Bergen


Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Banana Boat Protective Tanning Oil fuses the rare oils and extracts of cocnout, banana, and carrot into an intoxicating moisturizing concotion that will leave skin silky smooth and delicously dark.


Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I think Russell might have put this in his profile many millenia ago, but I felt it was profound and should be highlighted as much as possible.

"She knocked me out. I mean it. I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can."
-J.D. Salinger


Monday, May 08, 2006

We are like tea bags... we don't know our own strength until we are in hot water...

I stole this from a friend, and he probably stole it from somebody else. It's an interesting analogy.


Friday, May 05, 2006

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How long will you lie there, Olazybones?

            When will you arise from your sleep?

A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding

            of the hands to rest,

and poverty will come upon you like a vagabond,

and want like an armed man.

Proverbs.6.9-11

 

A little something for the procrastinators and lethargic.



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